"Wacko" (wacko--)
06/05/2015 at 12:34 • Filed to: None | 3 | 83 |
Jalopnik has been invaded by kids who claim they are rich, older, and own many cars lately.
Who do they think they are fooling?
I know this is the internet, but really, are they so insecure that they have to lie about who they are. If they are our future.... Futurama gif is perfect for this
TheHondaBro
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 12:38 | 0 |
Do they drive a CL63 by any chance?
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 12:39 | 8 |
Maybe IDRIVEACL63AMG had trouble trying to get back onto Oppo?
Tekamul
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 12:40 | 0 |
Hey, I own well over a hundred cars.
So what if they came in blister packs, don’t judge me!
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 12:41 | 0 |
Well...They’re only trying to follow in the footsteps of their hero and deity :
Also, that’s not a gif...
R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 12:41 | 11 |
All the more reason to be happy that we are now hidden from their view?
CB
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 12:41 | 4 |
This is why Oppo meetups and the SR20 rule are great: you can find out if someone is a lying prick!
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/05/2015 at 12:44 | 0 |
When did he/she get booted?
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
06/05/2015 at 12:45 | 1 |
Repeatedly after trolling hard. He came back a few times under different names, but wasn’t able to stop being obviously the same guy.
Wacko
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/05/2015 at 12:45 | 1 |
I’m thinking the Kid changed his name to CP on the FP
Azrek
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 12:46 | 3 |
My favorites are those who have 80k-100k to spend on a car and want our opinions...er...sure, dude.
crowmolly
> Azrek
06/05/2015 at 12:48 | 0 |
Brilliant observation. LOL.
sony1492
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
06/05/2015 at 12:53 | 1 |
Fat amount of posts about his money and or cars in a suedo-narcististic way.
I Will Always Be The Honey Badger
> CB
06/05/2015 at 12:53 | 1 |
Now i have to ask. What is the SR20 rule?
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 12:54 | 13 |
CB
> I Will Always Be The Honey Badger
06/05/2015 at 12:55 | 4 |
SR20 is the Oppo equivalent of “pics or it didn’t happen”, named after a poster (SR20) who claimed to have an Esprit, said that it got him out of a ticket since he was recognized by a cop as “that guy from Jalopnik”, and in the end turned out making the whole thing up. Now, asking for SR20 is basically demanding proof.
Wacko
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
06/05/2015 at 12:56 | 7 |
I’m guessing that is a Real Quote from him, it does say his name after the quote.
pauljones
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 13:03 | 1 |
There are many reasons, and no reason at all. It is a time-honored interwebz tradition; one that made little sense when we were younger and makes even less sense now. Star move and stars fall - and nothing at all do they have to do with us. They will do this until they grow up, just as many have done before them. All we can do is sigh, roll our eyes, and... Let It Be...
For when I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comforts me, speaking words of wisdom: Let It Be...
Alex B
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/05/2015 at 13:04 | 0 |
Good times...
Alex B
> CB
06/05/2015 at 13:04 | 0 |
Of course someone who is full of it could pull an image off of Google.
Wacko
> pauljones
06/05/2015 at 13:13 | 3 |
paul in my mind you are really captain picard, and I read all your posts with his voice.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> sony1492
06/05/2015 at 13:17 | 0 |
Struck me as that sort too, just wondered when.
Scorpio GTX1
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 13:20 | 4 |
What about kids who claim to own a carbon fiber Caterham 7 and worked in F1?
CB
> Alex B
06/05/2015 at 13:22 | 3 |
That’s why you always do a reverse image search.
Wacko
> Scorpio GTX1
06/05/2015 at 13:24 | 0 |
same difference
TheHondaBro
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 13:24 | 0 |
Link?
AM
> CB
06/05/2015 at 13:26 | 1 |
Thanks for clarifying that! I didn't know what SR20 was for the longest time.
sony1492
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
06/05/2015 at 13:29 | 1 |
I misread,”when”as,”why?”
Not enough coffee
Party-vi
> Scorpio GTX1
06/05/2015 at 13:29 | 4 |
How the hell did you get out of Oppo+ and into here?
SECURITY!!!
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> sony1492
06/05/2015 at 13:30 | 1 |
Never enough coffee
Alex B
> CB
06/05/2015 at 13:32 | 0 |
Exaactly.
ttyymmnn
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
06/05/2015 at 13:44 | 0 |
Smart guy.
StoneCold
> Scorpio GTX1
06/05/2015 at 13:48 | 1 |
Regardless of what was believed, I miss his dumps.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 13:54 | 2 |
Looking through his posts, I don’t think that this is him. Definitely full of shit, though.
mcseanerson
> CB
06/05/2015 at 13:56 | 1 |
I never knew the source of the SR20 rule. I always just assume we all thought SR20s are bitchin’.
CB
> mcseanerson
06/05/2015 at 13:59 | 1 |
Well, they are. But yeah, it’s long ago in Oppo lore. Before I got here.
Wait, why am I telling this story? Oh gods, am I old?
newsmctado
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 14:00 | 17 |
I have a McLaren SLR and ‘63 split window Vette. I would send you pics, but, like, my supermodel girlfriend totally borrowed the camera to go to a nude all-female rave in London last night. I will totally do SR20s though as soon as she gets back from her mission trip/safari in Nairobi and finishes med-school.
mcseanerson
> CB
06/05/2015 at 14:01 | 1 |
I’ve been around for a bit and I think I remember being here before the SR20 rule started popping up. I just never bothered to ask and just got on board.
Wacko
> newsmctado
06/05/2015 at 14:06 | 4 |
And I have a 18 inch schlong, but can’t post SR20, don’t want to be banned from oppo......
and truck nuts where molded from mine.
4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 14:07 | 6 |
You’ve got some really old looking balls
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> newsmctado
06/05/2015 at 14:08 | 2 |
Need SR20s of her rave.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 14:10 | 5 |
I was going to get truck nuts molded from mine, but I would have needed too much lift.
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> ttyymmnn
06/05/2015 at 14:11 | 3 |
I voted for him twice!
AJ Feldman (alecmets2011)
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 14:12 | 0 |
If this referring to me?
Serious question
KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 14:15 | 0 |
This is why it’s good to know some Opponauts in real life. Because I know RamblinRover isn’t shitting about things. And he knows I’m not.
pauljones
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 14:16 | 0 |
That’s an excellent picture. I need to use that as my wallpaper.
AM
> AJ Feldman (alecmets2011)
06/05/2015 at 14:20 | 0 |
Post if referring to CP from the FP.
Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car
> CB
06/05/2015 at 14:20 | 0 |
What If I prove I have an sr20? (I don’t :( GA16 life 4 me)
CB
> Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car
06/05/2015 at 14:21 | 1 |
Then you get a sticker.
Don’t get too excited. It’s a sticker off of a piece of fruit I bought at the grocery store.
Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car
> Party-vi
06/05/2015 at 14:22 | 0 |
What’s OPPO+?
AM
> TheHondaBro
06/05/2015 at 14:23 | 1 |
http://carbuying.jalopnik.com/audi-will-char…
Hit ‘All Replies’ and read all of the comments made by CP
Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car
> CB
06/05/2015 at 14:23 | 0 |
Does the sticker actually give me 1/10 of a liter per cyl displacement?
If not, sr20det swap it is.
CB
> Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car
06/05/2015 at 14:24 | 0 |
It gives you a code that says your car is actually a banana. That’s it.
TheHondaBro
> AM
06/05/2015 at 14:25 | 1 |
So his rent costs more than an S3? Okay.
AM
> TheHondaBro
06/05/2015 at 14:26 | 0 |
You have to just believe what he’s saying though cuz he’s “not arguing with a 12 year old over the internet” so he can’t post any pics.
TheHondaBro
> AM
06/05/2015 at 14:28 | 0 |
Please. I’m 12 and a half.
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 14:30 | 1 |
I had this saved for just such an occasion.
Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car
> CB
06/05/2015 at 14:30 | 0 |
I had my hopes up. Give me new car?
I only have 5 requirements
Be running and fairly reliable
Seat 5
Be a sedan/coupe/hatch/wagon
RWD only (Longitudinal engine, no 4x4)
Manual
AM
> TheHondaBro
06/05/2015 at 14:31 | 0 |
I’m 12 ¾ so like totally invalid reason on his part
thebigbossyboss
> Azrek
06/05/2015 at 14:33 | 5 |
What if I have $800?
Just kidding I totally dont’t have that.
thebigbossyboss
> CB
06/05/2015 at 14:33 | 0 |
Well I don’t lie..but I am a prick sometimes. lol.
TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/05/2015 at 14:35 | 1 |
He also claimed he swapped an LS3 into a Cizeta V16T and I would go so far as to say he tried guiltripping us into believing both his parents were dead.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
06/05/2015 at 14:37 | 0 |
Yep and that he’s autistic.
TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/05/2015 at 14:38 | 0 |
Are you serious.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
06/05/2015 at 14:38 | 0 |
Yep.
TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/05/2015 at 14:39 | 0 |
()
Wacko
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
06/05/2015 at 14:43 | 2 |
you’re right i forgot about that one.(the dead parents thing)
Wacko
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
06/05/2015 at 14:43 | 1 |
so did I, and I’m not american.
Wacko
> Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car
06/05/2015 at 14:47 | 1 |
for that my friend you need Jalopnik gold
Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 14:47 | 0 |
But that isn’t real!
You make me sad.
Wacko
> Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car
06/05/2015 at 14:49 | 0 |
wait then who have I been giving 39.95 a month to?
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
06/05/2015 at 15:07 | 6 |
Wacko
> pauljones
06/05/2015 at 15:08 | 0 |
i was looking for a make it so, found that and a few others but were not relevant to this situation
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 15:15 | 0 |
Make Jalopnik gold payments payable to
Macanamera
123 Fake Street
Cedar Grove, Pennsyltucky 00635 United States
Wacko
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/05/2015 at 15:15 | 0 |
are you that old? you know they get lower with age, except when it’s cold, it’s like you are 12 again
pauljones
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/05/2015 at 15:23 | 2 |
I just laughed so hard that I almost choked on my lunch. Well played, sir. Well played.
Jinbaittai
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
06/05/2015 at 15:25 | 1 |
If anyone actually did a motor swap to a Cizeta I might just have a heart attack.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 15:29 | 0 |
I went back and read a shitload of his posts out of curiosity. While I still don’t necessarily believe him without pics, the guy’s extremely consistent with regards to details up to months apart. I’m not convinced he’s full of shit, but I’m not convinced he’s telling the truth either.
BrtStlnd
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 15:39 | 2 |
Scrolled through his comments... has two cars worth more than anything BMW offers, says he owns a Range Rover, plays GTA online, splits his time living between France and the US would possibly vote for Ted Cruz, called someone a c*nt and all that jives so well with this comment, because he’s still in college:
http://dougdemuro.kinja.com/i-have-two-fin…
Wacko
> AJ Feldman (alecmets2011)
06/05/2015 at 15:48 | 0 |
no why what did you lie about?
Justino6969
> thebigbossyboss
06/05/2015 at 16:29 | 0 |
I have about treefiddy. What should I get?
AJ Feldman (alecmets2011)
> Wacko
06/05/2015 at 19:01 | 0 |
Nothing but i’ve been posting pictures of the rich kid cars in my high school on oppo. I was confused why you said FP because we can’t post on the FP so I figured you meant to say oppo
No I realize you meant the comment sections on FP. That makes more sense
BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
> Justino6969
07/10/2015 at 10:40 | 1 |
BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
> Wacko
07/10/2015 at 10:48 | 0 |
Shaka, when the walls fell....
(the bottom right frame refers to the bottom center frame.)